The bar was packed and there she was, sitting dominantly in the middle with an empty chair to her left and an empty chair to her right. She was clearly enjoying her wine and an assortment of artisanal cheeses with cured meats. Without even saying a word, she turned around to greet my friend and I and asked if we'd like her to scoot down one so we could sit. And so, the night … [Read more...]
Quit Your Job And Die Alone
Before you take advice from someone to not get a job after college or quit your current job to "live your dreams," breathe for a moment and punch yourself in the face. After you're done with your deep breathing beat down, ask yourself what are the credentials of someone encouraging you to quit your job and self destruct? More often than not, the person encouraging you to … [Read more...]
To Save Money, Dine Out And Live It Up!
Can you survive on boiled eggs, toast, salads, and frozen dinners? Well sadly, that's the extent of my cooking and I certainly can't! OK, I exaggerate a little as I also know how to boil pasta and put some Prego on top, but beyond that, guests of Chef Sam aren't in for a fine dining treat! After spending 3 hours trying to read, prep, and cook a gourmet meal for a friend … [Read more...]
Don’t Be In A Hurry To Leave School And Enter The Real World
Super Senior is to Superman like: A) Double Cheeseburger is to Happiness, B) College Is To Orgy, C) Binging Is To Barfing or D) All Of The Above. Who cares? It's college baby, where the alcohol flows free and the ladies just want to say your name! If there are any high school or college students who are reading this, I implore you to take your time and enjoy University! … [Read more...]
Not Saving For Retirement Is Like Jabbing Your Eyeballs With Needles
There is nobody on Earth I know who enjoys taking a needle and jabbing their eyeballs. I also don't know anybody who takes pleasure in dropping a dumbbell on their bare toes. Doing either of these things is completely irrational. Given not saving is like jabbing your eyeballs with needles, it's safe to say that everybody saves money. With this premise, the economy is very … [Read more...]